Adele was performing in Brisbane, Australia at an outdoor cricket arena when her fight AND flight kicked in after one of those demon Ozzie mosquitos came for ha legendary blood:

Poor Adele was just trying have a conversation with the crowd when the thirsty mosquito breached security and left our queen SH00K:

Adele then cancelled the mosquito’s life with a punch (because it probably would’ve sold her blood on eBay) and darted across the stage:

BECAUSE MOSQUITOS CAN’T FLY OR ANYTHING.

After the whole ordeal, she apologized to the Ozzie crowd (who probably own many mosquitos as pets) saying, “I’m sorry, I’m not Australian, I don’t like bugs!” Meanwhile, they’re just laughing on the jumbotron at her British ass:

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA!

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA!

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