Iconic line: “I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it to her as a present, so that it tears out her insides.”
Iconic line: “Honestly, you are a million times more important than a bottle of vodka.”
Iconic line: “I can’t cry because these eyelashes are mink.”
Iconic line: “All I can think about is exactly how much alcohol I’m gonna need to consume to make this go smoothly.”
Iconic line: “If she is a superhero, her power is to destroy fun.”
Iconic line: “I’m smarter than you. I’m prettier than you. Get the fuck over it.”
Iconic line: “I’m not a crazy bitch anymore!”
Iconic line: “What? My dick works great!”
Mike Shay (Shay)
Iconic line: He’s kind of…quiet.
Iconic line: “You’re not important enough to hate.”
Iconic line: All (like, three) of them. Peter is perfect.
Note: Honorary mention LaLa Kent has only been on the show for two years and James Kennedy was omitted because he’s, well, James.